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    I saw this game on Dead Threads and thought I'd revive it because it's funny!

    Select your birth date & complete the sentence
    RULES--> Please select month, date, and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

    Pick the month you were born in:
    January------- I shot
    February------ I ate
    March--------- I killed
    April--------- I ran away with
    May----------- I fell in love with
    June---------- I murdered
    July---------- I gave my shoes to
    August-------- I sang a duet with
    September----- I had a crush on
    October------- I danced with
    November------ I kissed
    December------ I hit

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:
    1-------------a homeless guy
    2-------------a fat lady
    3-------------a mad cow
    4-------------a mad monkey
    5-------------a Mexican
    6-------------a gangster
    7-------------a monkey
    8-------------an ipod
    9-------------my best friends boyfriend
    10------------a goat
    11------------my dog
    12------------my cat
    13------------the computer
    14------------my science teacher
    15------------my neighbour
    16------------myself
    17------------a giraffe
    18------------my best friends girl friend
    19------------a gorilla
    20------------a stuffed animal
    21------------a permanent marker
    22----------- a policeman
    23------------a cannibal
    24------------a baseball bat
    25------------my psychiatrist
    26------------an old lady
    27------------a hockey stick
    28------------a football player
    29------------a post man
    30------------a paperclip
    31------------my cell phone

    Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
    White---------Because I was high
    Black---------Because I was drunk.
    Pink----------Because I am half dead.
    Red-----------Because I was in a mental hospital
    Blue----------Because I can't control myself.
    Green---------Because I hate myself.
    Purple--------Because I am shy
    Gray----------Because that's the way I am
    Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
    Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
    Other---------Because I was hungry
    Last edited by SpuffyGlitz; 14-07-18, 03:50 PM.
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  • #2
    I'll start with mine:

    I had a crush on a policeman because I can't control myself.

    *shrugs*
    Last edited by SpuffyGlitz; 14-07-18, 06:09 PM.
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    • #3
      I fell in love with a homeless guy because I was drunk

      That actually sounds completely reasonable

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      • #4
        I gave my shoes to a gorilla because I was in a mental hospital
        https://www.youtube.com/c/DoubleDutchess

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        • #5
          I had a crush on myself because I was drunk.


          “I like who I am when I’m with him. I like who we are together.”

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          • #6
            I murdered a cannibal because I can’t control myself.

            flow
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            • #7
              Originally posted by flow View Post
              I murdered a cannibal because I can’t control myself.

              flow
              That actually made me laugh out loud

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              • #8
                I'm wearing a summer dress that's white and with plants in red, yellow, orange, green and grey color, so...

                I ran away with a football player because I was high and in a mental hospital, because I hate myself, because that's the way I am, because someone offered me a million $, and because I enjoy it.

                Well, I can't say I've ever done that, but that would probably explain some women's baffling dating choices.
                Last edited by TimeTravellingBunny; 14-07-18, 07:20 PM.
                You keep waiting for the dust to settle and then you realize it; the dust is your life going on. If happy comes along - that weird unbearable delight that's actual happy - I think you have to grab it while you can. You take what you can get, 'cause it's here, and then...gone.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by GoSpuffy View Post
                  I had a crush on myself because I was drunk.
                  I don't need to be drunk for that.
                  You keep waiting for the dust to settle and then you realize it; the dust is your life going on. If happy comes along - that weird unbearable delight that's actual happy - I think you have to grab it while you can. You take what you can get, 'cause it's here, and then...gone.

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                  • #10
                    "I ate a mad cow because I hate myself". Hmm...I supposed it has a certain logic to it - and I'm not a vegetarian.
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                    • #11
                      I gave my shoes to the computer because I hate myself.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Stoney View Post
                        I gave my shoes to the computer because I hate myself.
                        Well...you wouldn't have eaten the bloody cow (mad or otherwise) 'cos you're a vegetarian.
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                        • #13
                          I'm not, I may veer into vege and vegan meals regularly, but everything goes in chez Stoney. Except perhaps mad cow, so maybe I don't hate myself as much as you tis true. (you hating yourself of course, not me hating you more than I hate me! )
                          Last edited by Stoney; 15-07-18, 12:22 AM.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Stoney View Post
                            I gave my shoes to the computer because I hate myself.
                            Was it an evil computer that wants to take a human form to easily control the world, or just a computer hungry for love and self-actualization and desperate to become a human being?
                            You keep waiting for the dust to settle and then you realize it; the dust is your life going on. If happy comes along - that weird unbearable delight that's actual happy - I think you have to grab it while you can. You take what you can get, 'cause it's here, and then...gone.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TimeTravellingBunny View Post
                              Was it an evil computer that wants to take a human form to easily control the world, or just a computer hungry for love and self-actualization and desperate to become a human being?


                              It was an act of self-loathing as I had determined the computer would both look better in my footwear and have greater social engagements for which to use all different types. So it was definitely more self-focused and, if I'm honest, melodramatic. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to change my mind and take them back without having to deal with much resistance.

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